Featured ETSY Products

Surprise the Muggle Bride with these hilarious, handmade and one-of-a-kind Harry Potter Themed Penis Cupcake Toppers!

These bespectacled creations are sure to have everyone in the Bridal Party laughing until the wedding with hilarious memories that will last for a lifetime and seven horcruxes.

These are a great addition to a Halloween Bachelorette as well.

All of our party banners & decorations are handmade in Austin, Texas by ladies who like to party just as much as you do. We never charge extra for rush processing (because we know how it feels to stress about last minute shindigs), and all of our materials are locally sourced.

✨Let's Get Matchy-Matchy✨

Shop all our Bachelorette Party Penis items & get FREE SHIPPING on all orders of $35 or more! (limited time offer)

Neon Penis Straws: https://www.etsy.com/listing/642279274

Same Penis Forever Banner: https://www.etsy.com/listing/489494015

Same Penis Forever Glitter Sashes: https://www.etsy.com/EarlesFolly/listing/552625520/

Visit our Penis themed Decor shop section for more: https://www.etsy.com/shop/earlesfolly?section_id=19817840

-Order Details and Drop Down Options-

Each penis topper features a lightening bolt scar cut out, black glasses, and a red scarf.

1 Single Penis Topper: includes one 4" Harry Potter Penis Cupcake topper as pictured

1 Single Circle Topper: includes one 4" "I solemnly Swear I am Up to No Good" Cupcake topper as pictured

12 Penis Toppers: includes a set of 12 Harry Potter Penis Toppers

12 Circle Toppers: you probably guessed it.

Package: includes BOTH Penis Toppers and Circle Toppers for a total of 24 Cupcake Toppers

-Color-

Toppers will come in colors shown unless otherwise requested.

-Shipping-

Orders typically ship out same day to 2 business days.

Need your order like yesterday? Message us or include your dates in the notes of the order and we'll do our best to make it happen.

☠ Who We Are ☠

Tired of the same old cheap plasticy party decorations and basic bitchery? So were we.

We're a group of party-loving ATX ladies dedicated to crafting unique Bachelorette Party items with just the right mix of naughty and nice.

We pour our hearts (and dirty minds) into what we do and who we do it for (that's you!). We never ever charge extra for rush processing because we know the LAST thing you need to be doing is stressing about the party decorations-- let us do that for you!

Bachelorette Parties and Hens are all about making the future Bride laugh and feel loved, and we're here to make your Bach Bash shopping FUN. KICKASS. AND EASY PEASY.

♥Thank you for keeping commerce human and cheers to your amazing party, sisters♥

-SALES & SPECIALS-

Place an order of $50 or more and receive a FREE GIFT of your choice! Visit our shop announcement for all current free gift choices: www.etsy.com/shop/EarlesFolly

-MORE PENIS PLEASE-

Our shop carries over 200 Bachelorette Party and Hens decorations and Party Favors! Visit our shop and the links below for more hilarious Penis Party items: www.etsy.com/shop/EarlesFolly

Glitter Penis Garland: https://www.etsy.com/listing/472314061/

Penis Cupcake Wrappers: https://www.etsy.com/listing/468542806/

Penis Bridal Crown: https://www.etsy.com/listing/563760830/

Pop Up Penis Engagement Card: https://www.etsy.com/listing/467146575

Penis Banner: https://www.etsy.com/listing/535070861

Bride to Be Penis Banner: https://www.etsy.com/listing/515427185

Custom Same Penis Forever Penis Confetti: https://www.etsy.com/listing/584463277

Penis & Diamonds Confetti: https://www.etsy.com/listing/524978906